i'm a work in progress...

rabioheab:

dear diary,

i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.

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So here I was sitting n waiting on ma takeout order at chinese express, when hear comes this girl so fashionably dressed. Ma jaws dropped to ma chest as she walked to the window to place her order. N I was like OH MY GOD….this wasn’t a normal omg moment, this was like omg winning the lotto n waiting get paid or  omg God who is this angel u made…..
She placed her order n asked how long it wud take, they said 15 mins n she said “cool… I’ll wait”. She sat rite across from me. N I’m there stealing as many glances as I can get without doin it obviously. See!… I’m shy! So I spent the next 2 mins calculating how I could create a window of opportunity to tlk to her before they called No. 25.
She was rocking the amber rose cut on her head,  mr. Kors on her wrist n on her feet, miss bridgette…..instantly ma ego that was taller than God’s hairline, shrunk to the size of a midget. It didn’t make any sense! But It didn’t matter tho, I only wanted her more cause I realised she had some fashion sense, n while that’s a plus to some guys, 4 me its a requirement.

This chick looked soo perfect she made me consider monogamy, so I figured the best way to approach her was with honesty…..so I said
 ”excuse me, hi…my name is brandon n I really think ur gorgeous” she smiled n said “thank you, my name is April” N even though we were in august, I thought her name was soo perfect. There was a pause n then  I said “well ummm, honestly, this is something I never do, bt I wud literally beat maself up if I left n didn’t tlk 2 u.”     She’s smiling at this moment n I’m like ohh yess! I got her. So I move to close the deal cause they just called my number.

Perfect timing! Cause I wudnt hav a damn thing left to say to her if I had 2 stay n chat. All I came up with is my approach n a few possible comebacks.
Sooooo, I asked 4 her pin, number n even her twitter too, n she sed sorry I don’t hav a blackberry (uggghhhhh). She saw ma disappointment n sed “dnt worry, I hav a samsung galaxy….u hav what’s app??” 

TO BE CONT’D

(I really need to finish this soon)

life sure does hit us with a tsunami of problems sometimes, earthquakes caused by the faulty lines of our family, friends and of course our significant others, leave us with partly clouded minds and rainy eyes, that tend to flood our pillows.

For me its not rain, but the tremors lead to my heart freezing over in the snowstorm, which only lead to ma soul having a drought. ma life literally went with the flow of a tornado since and my only hope is that i heard its scheduled 2 be sunny 2morow.